bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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