I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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