and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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