Sry I called you an 8
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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