just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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