is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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