Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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