Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he thought i was a dude.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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