Im at strip club and am horny
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
vagina is talking i cant
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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