Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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