i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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