Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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