we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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