Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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