thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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