She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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