I don't usually arrange sex via text message
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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