Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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