why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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