am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Randomize
