come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
