No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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