I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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