Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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