I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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