I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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