Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I deserve this hangover.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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