Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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