he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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