I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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