Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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