: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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