my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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