dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I look excited, but its just a facade.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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