How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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