tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The best revenge is premature balding
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I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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