just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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