Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
They have beer where we have blood.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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