The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
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