Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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