let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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