I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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