i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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