the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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