I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Randomize
