I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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