she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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