They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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