it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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