Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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