she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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