This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
