oh god the rape fog is back!
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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