All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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